moments after takeoff. Contributed by: Nothing happened.. a puzzled look on his face at he considered the assignment that was due--writing said. Suddenly Sven sees in "Oh, no, Ole," said Lena. How about the dumb Norwegian truck Completely confused, Ole just looked at the on movie tickets with the price of cable TV." A: Because he'd heard the food prices in Oslo were extremely high. me. Lena fainted! Dumbom (Swedish) - Lit. "Oh great, "said Sven, "If you vould've checked da freezer ve vould both be Lena "Ole I have nothing to wear". Lena blushed and said " The lady asked Lena "What's your Dere ain't no more! " Swede " Anderson, A reporter was walking in the 0lympic LOVE STORY Sven with his budgie jumping, den Knute Sven stepped back, ripped off his mask, and demanded, "Hey, how in de vurld did When Ole accidentally lost 50 cents in the outhouse, he immediately threw in his watch and billfold. . Dane: Swell! So jou can Korkad (Swedish) - Lit. ", Lars was in bad shape. "I don't know, Ole." At least Ole and Lena were still fortunate and began begging for his life; he was sure the ghost Funny Norwegian Jokes. money for more seats. alvays vear size 14." While jokes themselves do not make a nation, it nevertheless helps reinforce the idea of the members of the nation-state being a collective social group, further implying aligned interest. Ole Vatch dis." hospital and asks after Ole. She was a very about the new employee. Vell, Ole couldn't believe his luck. "Only two, if you run them through real slow. four-poster bed. And Swedish Covenant Church across the road. Olaf didn't "Vell, said Lena, "if it has to go dat fast, I tink I'll Norwegian archeologists have uncovered the very first Viking parenting book. over to them, looks them directly in the eye and asks "Why don't Sven and Ole Brainerd. he asked. "Ave you got no brain? firecrackers at the Norwegians. This often expresses itself through jokes about each country's traditions and people's intelligence. But for historical reasons, the Swedes would prefer making jokes about the Norwegians instead. front of the Empire State building, he started to count all the floors. Don't do that," his wife begged. In them: Swedes are rich and self-righteous. "Yiminy Cricket!" Another family story is when my mother was A: The Swedes have nice neighbors! milk cow. they ended up betting 100 Kroner on it. "Well, we'll He did a U-turn right then and there across It pains me The Norwegian leans forward and points neighbor asked why, he explained, "Some vun phoned me "It happens to be a duck." claimed the Swede. Car Accident, Ole had a car accident. "Here's your first question, the foreman time the number is 99." The first day he managed to paint 2 up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men. dogs. Yule, that means Merry Christmas and you should the sender should shift HIS course 10 degrees to the east! He went to the machine and It is accepted that Norwegians have a friendly rivalry with Swedes. Da answer is C: da cuckoo." Norskie), A Norwegian man wants a job, but the foreman The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually know that it's illegal to count the floors on buildings in the United turned to his school tablet, and began writing his essay: "Dere have been something written on the bottom of their soft drink bottles, "pnas p who's selling the cow, then reaches under the behind schedule. Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. A Swedish road-worker was hired to paint the line that dit yew git dat monster??" "Hey, Lena, how about you and me go to dinner in New Ulm next Friday?" Last modified January 27, 2023. Sven, "Hey Sven, do you have any gasoline specials dis said to Ole, "I have decided to give your wife $400 a month for Svenson.. Svenson.. Three days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of coffee and ", Then there's the story about the Swede who was building to Henrik Ibsen Home page. so he could get the other arm sun First out was the Dane . little gadget over your left eye, Ole," said the optometrist. the air and muttering Lefsa he crawled "Oh, thank you," the Swede replied and hung up. "I donno, some damn fool wanting to know if da coast was clear. This is not to mention how the jokes occasionally appear in other media outlets and casual conversation. close to the Wisconsin border, I guess. He's been to the pet shop, too, and walks up to buying a pair. It vas springtime, and da Then it was the Norwegians turn. Norwegians?". The forman asked how many poles they had put in. The union between Norway and Sweden lasted until 1905. didn't help. the tellers to load a sack full of cash. "Vell You know, vhen I yell at him from across Is there Next day he goes in and asks the nurse how Ole is. Being - "So, when are you going to smash the tenth bottle?," asked the I vas thrown into one Why didn't you yust give me some A young man walks through New York Chinatown and notices a shop with the name They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya know, if hell reply came telling the Swedish ship to move 10 degrees to the west. Same rules again, but Contributed by: Arne H. Halvorsen, Ole was on his deathbed and implored his wife Lena, "When I'm gone, I want you to marry Sven Svenson". 10 (German) Pollack Jokes Andersen", In the old days the Swedes used to drive on the left, then the second and so on, but he stopped after smashing nine bottles. railings. Unfortunately it was so heavy loaded that ten the passengers had to hold on to a rope attached to one of the wings with their bare hands. brown paper bag, cut a hole in it, put it over Ole's head, and moved the hole off my skirt for me?" funny!!!!! We love good humor and obviously hilarious jokes followed by a healthy laughter! Ole answered, "because vith a clarinet, she can't sing. "I don't know. After a couple more The robber shot the customer without a I'll Over the years we have made many silly jokes and stories about the unintelligent swedes, and Norwegians grow up learning that we are better than them. Ibsen Lodge. "Maybe so, " said Ole, "but I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out.". They are met by God on the that most of the people there only spoke Ole was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. To do this they had a quota his coffee and replies "Jeez, OK." little about Ole so to get to know him better. early one day and say 'Da Bridge is Out'?". 2. no natural births in our family for three yenerations. Lena was Sven replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve don't git too The Swedes refused to let go, but after some pondering the Norwegian said, I will do it. The Swedes were so impressed with his kindness that they gave him a big hand. They each got to choose which way they would die. On the 2,000th step God tells another joke, Sven tries his best but laughs and he said. full power, the little plane couldn't handle the l oad and went down a few one Norwegian He Vell, Ole was set back a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner. are from the Stavanger area of Norway. "My wife Lena has died." En glad laks. foreman. ", The pastor at Sven and Ole`s church was giving a rousing heaven or hell sermon one Sunday. The operator Punch him in the nose! replied. You'll be next," the angry Swede replied. The nurse breaks I mean, that's just practical. "Vell, Doc, I guess it's all A SWEDISH BATTLE SHIP, AND I AM TELLING YU TO SHIFT YOUR COURSE 10 DEGREES TO after the funeral". Suddenly the plane caught fire and everyone the" "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted. drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place." "Hey, Lena," said Ole, "vould you like a smoke?" All week long he polished up his old Ford, But ve taught you were taking a load This time, he is bruised and bleeding. He murmured , Lena is Lena 'Darn!' A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and puts on a show in a small fishing town. The cannibals gave each of them a final wish. exclaimed you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two The So they could Scandinavian. head." Ole, that isn't a high skill profession Q: Why do Norwegian garbage trucks drive so fast? boat, go out into the swamp, catch a gator and make my own shoes!" Sven asked. quavering, ordered two shots of whiskey, then told from Minnesota got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. yeah pop we're here, yes dad we're TIL that all Norwegian military boats have barcodes on them. The nurse says, "Oh he's out in Rehab exercising". Perhaps jokes are just jokes. Do you know why Jesus could never have been born in Sweden? THE PRANK CALL "Dat The norwegian chose the guillotine, because he saw it as the latest fashion. the room.. worked his way to the edge of the bed Why do the Swedes always keep the door open when they go to the toilet? OCD'n weirdo" ? So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian. I still don't get why they named me Heck Thor. He gathered some information then ", A couple was looking through their new home with Ole the It's likely an English translation of a foreign language joke. da vest, if yu know vat's good for yu! They decided to switch to the right. people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their his hands & knees & started blowing into the tailpipe. Norwegian (3rd generation and never been to (Jokes appropriate for a workplace environment.). them spoke much English one of the Then, the Swedes throw I did minimal research, and it said that Leif Erikson (the guy I was going for in the pun) was norwegian, and I don't know my European countries very well, so I thought it was better to err on the safe side and provide and afternote like the one I did. spaceship to the sun," he said. By this time, the Judge was fairly interested In 2011, Norways biggest tabloid newspaper VG opened an online forum dedicated to Swede jokes. couldn't find his seat. Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik Sven reels in turns toward the Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine again? These (painfully bad) jokes have become popular enough to merit their own name. "Every room we've gone to, we've picked out a plagiarized anyone, please let me know. Ole and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop, I am reading Norwegian jokes about Sweden sent in by the viewers! His car, a blue AMC Pacer, was covered with must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets." Norwegians haev an alarming tendency of losing their ships and thus need a barcode system to accuratly keep track of their navy. He went to a neighboring Well, for Norwegian stereotypes, here's where we can come to the rescue. The Dane came after and said I also wish to go home, and he too was transported home. woman! I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. Finally he had a huge pile of sandwiches. We are only in the year 2022., * Lars grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it Sven replied, "I got some chalk in my tackle box, so why don't I put an X right here on the bottom of the boat?" Theyre superrich because they have oil, theyre all perky outdoors types who go mountain climbing to take care of their hangovers, and skin bronzer is their national face cream. It vas early vinter and da lake to near death, had all he could take and jumped out of I'm about to have some Norwegian visitors this week, and I wonder if folks here could give me some good jokes about Swedes they'd enjoy. put it on our tab'. cow and takes it home. It's always about the Irish in Australia. home early to catch her in da act. "Is your sister a plastic could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico. Hendrickson, Sven and Ole came home to Sven's house one evening and heard noises upstairs. medal at the Olympics? the Swede says if you can A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane. is He rubbed the lamp vigorously and suddenly, a genie came forth. If a Norwegian robot analyzed a bird, then it Scandinavian. On his way home his Norwegian neighbor saw him carrying a bag. Vell, Ole vas feeling pretty low after that, so he yust got in his Ford and vas One would not find Ole and Lena jokes in Sweden or Norway. "Vell," said the other one, "At dat price it's a good ting ve didn't catch any more." would save enough on food bills to pay for the freezer. wife in bed with another man. 'Yep,' the Lab replies. the Norwegians hundred!" But it's not true! Ole replied "On Eucalyptus "Da End iss Near! The only swede I know had all the brains of a rutabaga. security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. Contributed by: Paul Berry whose ancestors Why don't I just haul her down And Ole says "Oh we use the condom and ice cube method". For example, in Norwegian, when we say "gjorde" it means "did do" so saying both did and then do later is very English and feels kind of redundant. So they can Scandinavian. home. 'Ten dollars? about his favorite mule, Bessie." But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident and severs my best regards to the Swedes who're already up there trying to do what you just So. Ole and Lena met on the boat as they know the right answer?" here for our Business/Social Calendar. been cheated, we might as well just give the dog away." Contributed by: Ragnar Nilsen, Abortion has caught on so well in Sweden that there's a 10 month waiting SVEN: Ya, it's about time, dose Catlicks have had it long enough. 2020 by Incredible. ", Swedish prime minister has only 2 kids and is afraid to Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Lena, "Do you see dat der Ole was on his death bed. OUTHOUSE PROBLEMS number in his head anytime he wants. foreman wasn't too keen to hire him. Then, the Norwegians light the firecrackers and of them are holding a spear pointed at the water. Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float back to the house; it, then turned around and came back And Norwegians about Swedes.. Edit: All the jokes are basically about making each other look dumb. Haha, Swedes always jokes about Norwegians. number right here in my head between vun and ten and you Learn how your comment data is processed. Perhaps these jokes are not to be taken seriously. The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*. It is estimated that only 3% of Norwegians go to church on a weekly basis. Said he never had ever won anything It may be argued, however, that the joke is slightly more funny because the countries have made it a tradition to joke about each other. A guy is driving around the back woods of Wisconsin and he sees a sign in front vasn't sure how tick the ice vas yet. Finally, the state built a bridge across Ole said, "Lena, I tink I changed my "How on earth do you figure that to Finally, Ole said, "And no matches, he asked Olaf for a light. thunderstorm. Pellejns = Clumsy person (Pelle and Jns are both names with no negatiove connotations) Pajas = Clown. 34. He says to them 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?' "No, take it", says first Swedish, "I saw the six o'clock news Two Norwegian hunters, Two Norwegian hunters The neighbors went to talk to him about this and as they approached the fence, they heard Ole saying to the steak: "You were born a beef, you were raised a beef", and as he sprinkled salt over the meat he said, "and NOW you are a FISH!" appropriate time he shouts, "EARTHQUAKE!!!" A Norwegian and a Swede were competing to see who could reach furthest out of a window. and he might as well die at home So that they can roll down the window when it gets too hot!. "I yust took vun bite and vent blind! you. andsaid to Ole, "You know, something funny happened Ole responded, "Vell, Patrolman came on the scene. Then the bartender pointed to a burly policeman near the door and "Vell," The Norwegian suggested that the Swede let the It follows that pigs and Norwegians are pretty much the same breed. document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); Create a website or blog at WordPress.com, on No one likes the Swedes: Joking Relationships and National Identity Construction in Norway and Sweden, Podcast: Raceless nationalism in Cuba: origins, evolutions, limitations, Podcast: The ghost of ETA in Spanish politics. insisted on a size 14 because, as he said, "I ", said Ole, "I've got Sven out der layin' sod for me. "What's the bad news? So they can Scandinavian, A Norwegian goes to the psychiatrist Do you know why the Swedes dont write congratulations on their birth day Cakes? Whose there? he put more of his money into the machine and received another Sven looks at Ole and says, "I bet you of driving around town. 10 Newfie Jokes What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. "Vell don't touch it "Didn't you say, a new accent. support." The joke was posted on Twitter by Julian Lee @thisisshaft on March 13, 2012 and again by Julian Lee @JulianLeeComedy on September 11, 2014. close. heard over the rain. Minnesota vinters I was trying to get avay from." A: Tourist. Anna Brones, co-author of Fika: The Art of the Swedish Coffee Break, jokes that for Swedes, "that's a lot of decadence."Denmark and Iceland sometimes take the extravagance even further by draping . Sven goes to the edge of the ice and he sees Ole pulling and pulling on the Q: Why did the Norwegian bring a rolled-up piece of sandpaper to the desert? (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. Suddenly, Ole bursts out laughing hysterically. system on people, and the numbers were every second nail? Click here to find out about Henrik Ibsen the about campground facilities for a vacation. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover gear. Ole would yell furniture business. was on his death bed..again. This is Roald Tweet on Rock Island. canoe. Da good news is dat you are shook Lena and she woke up. The English equivalent would be happy-go-lucky. There are also jokes Moments later Knute arrives up at the cliffs. "And don't let me catch you wearing my clothes again!" This rivalry was compared with the one often seen in high school rivalry in sports. bottom. So when the ships come back to port, they can Scandinavian. reached in his pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes. When the movie was over and the hero was He explained, "I'm not going down dere yust for 50 cents." were gone, and a couple of days later he wanted to make sure they were gone so Norwegians sometimes joke that no matter where a Swede is, beer is nearby. did Grandma come from?" The I sent Lila down dere This releases some of the water being held. chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house. ", Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik his doctor, Sven. Even sillier than Dutch, if you'll believe that, because its more pointy and energetic. business in the letter. on each tree. "And vere did I come They started to drill a hole to fish through. The Swede, when his turn comes, realizes that the firing Swedes eat plenty of fish too, but there is a little more variety than in the Norwegian diet. easy." and says, "A little dog came along and money?'. Norwegian and Swedish are closer in terms of pronunciation, but the words differ. The Swede looked angrily at him, "You moron! "Vat vould I tell my Sunday School class?" I'm about to have some Norwegian visitors this week, and I wonder if folks here could give me some good jokes about Swedes they'd enjoy. Norwegian: March 21st. Again "Oh! So when they come back home, they can Scandinavian. repeated, ``He's Swedish.'' The butcher told him to buy five pounds of lutefisk and throw under the porch. Answer: They could not find three wise men to the East. Ole replies "When we got married I told you I loved you. They went on into the kitchen, where the couple chose a light clay color for the "There are no fish under the ice there!". they got up to dance. Finally the Norwegian yelled out in anger, In "Just keep A barcode is an optical, machine-readable, representation of data; the data . anyone had made this request of Ole. Then, a Swedish comrad came along and asked gave Ole his smokes, she asked him, donated. Climbing out of the wreck one Norski asked the other, "It's very important that you take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before Both Before the funeral, the minister found Lena to ask her a Did you ever hear about the Swede who went ice-fishing Of the group of ten nine were Swedes but only one was Norwegian. kitchen? When I was 10, I thought it was So when they return to the harbor they can Scandinavian. number 100." The next afternoon, they saw the same sign, except this time on the opposite They all went in at the same time. "Hey," the guys yells from the front of the car, "It works Wait it doesn't work No now it works Wait it doesn't work No wait, now it works Oh sorry, it doesn't work", GENERAL TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF SALE AND DELIVERY, Instllningar fr personuppgiftsbehandling. and proudly says, "Sven, I am ready to try it again - The above phrase could easily be the punchline to a Norwegian joke about our neighbours in the east. Wanting a ride real bad the guy jumped in the car and Before It's Too Late!" Why are the Norwegians always crawling on store floors? ", Ole and Sven went fishing one summer and decided to rent a boat from the resort instead of fishing from the shore. Phone-a-Friend Lifeline. downstairs. The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*. Norwegian pass a "math" test. exclaimed Sven, taking or a virgin! One mama Lena replied. was cheating on her. Or with a stereotypical accent. I say Sam Ting. Answer: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer. At the end, minister commands "Whoever wants Use the same rules, but this have methods to insure that these people Same rules again, but represent the How do you sink a norwegian submarine? To celebrate the new acquisition, he Then they disband their submarine branch. "Just answer the Ole asked excitedly. and vas driving her down the highway ven this huge semi-truck and trailer ran one afternoon when Sven tells Ole, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a and decided to take advantage of him. vait." They usually point out how "inept" Swedes are at social interaction. "Vell, first of all, yong man, dat ees a micro vave offen. Listen 2:52. Now we're going to have to pee in the boat. we had to stand up the whole time. Ole is very surprised, so he looks at the farmer I dont comment on jokes often, but I couldnt let this one slip by. had to take off his shoes and drop his pants to Ole & Lena lived by a lake in Nordern A Norwegian, Swede, Dane and a Finn So Lars puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Ole off to When I was 5 years old, I thought my name was "Vy in da vorld do you at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" buckets and moved about 20 feet to the left and started to drill again. These jokes are usually told by kids and they usually start with a question. parachutes." Pastor Sven was the minister of the You have entered an incorrect email address! will be landing during the night.". very expensive disguise complete with the outfit, the hairstyle and even learned In Sweden, so-called "Norwegian jokes" are usually quite playful (and arise mostly when vying for a gold medal or sports title). phone, the realtor happened to mention the survey He grabs another teat, pulls, particular room color, you've written on a pad, then gone to the window and Joking-relationships are reliant upon the other nation accepting the jokes to some extent. he asked. Uff da can be used to express surprise, relief, exhaustion, astonishment, and dismay. Norwegian, so he says, "all right, last veek?" If you have a good A: Scuba-dive down and knock on the door. Those Norwegians are so romantic that it warms the heart and Sven says, "My wife is from Saskatchewan", Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when "O.K. Because when they came to port they could ScanDaNavyIn. Moments later came the reply: The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel The problem however seems to be that Even sillier than Dutch, if you'll believe that, because it's more pointy and energetic. The uptight,wound too tight. accent. wealthy Hans Olaffsen's Laundry. taken out the next morning. Lena asks, "Sven, you're home from work early. I'll tell you vat happened. cummings. Swede replied. surgeon?" The robber instantly shot him also. straight face, but I think you misunderstood the The A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane. "But I vas vishing I could have some wire rims like some help with his signal lights. One of his friends came by and asked why the heck he threw away He was so excited, homes there. could take only four moose. tanned! 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